Just An Observation...

As handsome and talented Johnny Depp is, I get the feeling he doesn't smell very good. Just sayin'...

Random Blathering

Last night I fell asleep on the couch at 9pm and went to bed shortly after that. I am almost never in bed and ready to sleep before 11 or so. And I slept in bigtime this morning... so late that I really don't have time to be typing this crap... I have to leave for a physical therapy appointment in less than an hour.

There's a full moon tomorrow night and I've been in a pissy mood off and on for the last couple of days and of course now it's raining AGAIN. On top of everything by weeks end I'll likely be in full blown PMS BITCH mode and not worth talking to... not without copious amounts of liquor anyway.

I have a hair appointment on Thursday... I really should decide if I want to keep the hair short or keep it growing. This is probably not the best week to ponder this, though it is just hair. It will row back. But is it fair to my hairstylist to keep the appointment when the odds are this hormonally and emotionally stacked against me liking whatever he may do to my hair?

It's going to be a LONG week....

Fun at Home Depot

Ron and I have spent a lot of time in Home Depot during our vacation and today we had to run over again for "just a few more things". We were there for over an hour and a half. After about 20 minutes or so we get a little silly and start embarrassing ourselves. We do the same thing in supermarkets.

We spent some quality time walking up and down the aisles discussing future ideas for things to do to the house. Because of a recent incident involving our toilet overflowing and us not noticing for at least 45 minutes we have decided to push redoing the half bathroom a little higher up the priority list. While walking through the sink and vanity aisle Ron asks me how I like this little number:



And I said "It's not bad, but have you ever seen a pregnant woman stuffed into a pair of maternity jeans? Y'know, with that hideous panel at the top? It kind of reminds me of that."



And it was at this point Ron started laughing so hard I thought he was going to wet himself. He had to hunch over the handle of the cart he was laughing so hard.


A little later on we came upon an aisle where there were about a half a dozen buckets laid out to catch water dripping from the ceiling and I said rather loudly, "Gee, if only there were a place you could go to buy something to fix that."


And finally at the register I said "Do you think we'll get out of here for under $100.00?" and Ron said "Nah..." but we did! We only spent $99.20! HA!

Photos!

Click image above image to view photos from Jess & Taki's Housewarming Party.

This one you just gotta see for yourself.

This is really strange...the intro is weird, but stick around until at least 1:42 into it... trust me on this one.

RIP Peter Graves

Welcome to 1984...

HERE is more proof that The United Kingdom, London in particular, is becoming a very scary place. Why would anyone want to visit there now? It's starting to sound like Cold War era Soviet Union.

Oscar Night!

Six Hills Cemetery from The Midnight Show

I Want One!

I want one of these, and I don't even drink coffee. I have the real lens and it's big... that's ALOT of coffee!

I'd rather Lick Spam "Breaded" With Cigarette Ashes...

A co-worker of mine who knows how much I love Swedish Fish, licorice, and salty things gave me a bag of Salty Licorice Fish. I have to tell you these are the most disgusting things I have ever put in my mouth. Who the hell thought combing the flavors of salt and licorice together in the same innocent looking piece of candy? I love and drink Jagermeister for chrissakes and had to spit this nasty wee fishy out of my mouth. If anyone ever offers you a piece of this by all means try it, just to experience the sheer awfulness of it, but I dare you to go for seconds.

Happy Birthday Ali!

This guy would be awesome for a private party. I half expect him to appear on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson someday. See his website HERE. Let's spread the word and help make him a superstar!