Brain FART!

I just had a thought but it now escapes me. I hate that. I think to myself "I should blog that" and I go back and forth over it's worthiness and when I finally do decide to type it up *poof* it's gone! Total brain fart city! GAH!

From now on I should type it up no matter what and then decide whether or not to post it.

And Today's Dead Celebrity is... Billy Mays!

First it was David Carradine in glorious fishnet stocking and kinky sex style, then Ed McMahon who admittedly was old and not in the best of health. Then poor Farah Fawcett! No one should ever die of ass cancer.... seriously. And Michael Jackson. A shocker to be sure, but I feel bad for his kids... always have. Congress actually had a moment of silence in Whacko-Jacko's honor. Un-fucking believeable! I an't begin to tell you how much that cooks my noodle.


And now this guy.


Are we sure this celeb-u-barker simply isn't just cashing one final check here? Riding on the coat tails of all these other celebrities so he can be forever remembered along with them? This guys was pretty much famous for being a professional asshole cramming product after product down our throats. Why do we care? And who's next? Or is this all some bizarre cosmic coincidence? Are the planets aligned just right for this weird string of mass celebrity bucket kicking? What the hell is going on here?

Click on Billy's shit eating grin for more details.

Update: I just read that Billy was due to have his third hip replacement surgery tomorrow. I don't know he had three hips.

Happy Birthday Dany!

Happy Birthday Dany!


And Yanni!

Coolest Mom Ever!

Look at what my mom bought me for my birthday! It's full of vodka!

Ding-Dong, Whacko's GONE!

Michael Jackson is dead.

Not that I particularly care but this was a bit of a surprise.

Click on Michael for more info.

I drank the better part of a bottle of this stuff the morning of our wedding. Nothin' like some liquid courage when you have to get up and speak in front of everyone you know.

Happy Father's Day!

In the video below a teenaged girl totally loses her shit over that Adam dude not winning American Idol. Someone get this chick some therapy.

Did I mention my TV kicks ass?

It's been 10 days since my last post... that's quite a stretch for me. The entry before this one I wrote and forgot to post... not that it was terribly exciting or anything.

So what have I been up to? Well, I had a rather shitty week at work this week but it's only a four day week for me and it's over so we won't dwell on it. Someone passed away at work which sort of has everyone in a funk and I've been inexplicably cranky and short tempered to boot. I can't even blame hormones! But maybe I can blame the shitty weather? Here's to a three day weekend!

Why is this a short week? Well, we are refinancing our condo and the closing is tomorrow. Nothing like saving a little money to perk up ones attitude! (that and buying a sexy skull laden halter top on sale, but that's another story) Ron and I have an IKEA date as well... sounds romantic, doesn't it?

In other news our TV was delivered over a week ago and if I haven't mentioned it already it kicks ass. Seriously. There will be movie nights in the future... Let the party begin! Ron just came in and told me he saw the most disturbing thing on The Discovery Channel involving some sort of flesh eating fish and the words penis and anus. I couldn't help but point out that he just saw that disturbing scene in high-def. This is why he loves me, I just know it.

I also just listened to a couple of really intense and really damn good books. I seem to get most of my "reading" done in the car these days. The first one is Tethered by Amy MacKinnon. It's a mystery revolving around a funeral home and while not a happy story I loved every minute of it. If you like Alice Hoffman you might enjoy this.

The other book I read was The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson. This is another mystery, though I'd call it a thriller. It was a little slow at first but boy did it suck me right in. Rare is the audiobook that makes me look forward to my daily commute and this certainly was one. Excellent story and great reader. The next one comes out next month and I can't wait!

And I had an odd moment tonight at the supermarket... I get to the register and the cashier was one of my teachers. How thoroughly depressing. It was such a shock I just sort of stammered my way through the interaction. I hope they were just working there for the health insurance.

And lastly, if anyone ever offers to serve you minted carrots just say no. Trust me on this.

House? really?

Boy is my finger NOT on the pulse of America, or the world for that matter. According to this article the show House is the most watched show in the world right now. I have never seen an episode of this show... not one! I am pretty sure Ron hasn't either and the only person I know of that watches it regularly is my aunt. The whole premise the show sounds incredibly stupid to me.

If you got an email about this years clothing swap please respond soon! If you didn't and want in shoot me an email.
Ladies Only please!

Welcome the world of BIG-ASS

What the hell can get Kris out of bed before 7am? and on a SATURDAY? Why, the delivery of a new big-ass TV of course!

I am fully awake now but boy am I ever gonna regret this tonight.

RIP Dr. Tiller

I cannot begin to describe how angry the assassination of Dr. Tiller makes me. This is the story I was refferring to the other day. Since I am at a loss for words please read THIS ARTICLE for some insight on the the "other side" of this story.

And then there is this to mull over:



I have always thought Bill O'Reilly was evil. I leave you to decide for yourself what you think.
I am still shaking my head in wonder at the fate of the human race.

The McNuggitini

May I present The McNuggitini! Or as Ron says, "that sounds like vomit in a glass."

There are days when I can't seem to get out of my own way. Today is one of those days. I got up early but where has my morning gone?

*sigh*

Somedays it just boggles the mind how fucked up this world is... okay, this is every day, but some days more than others... I won't elaborate but there are days that I just read the news and wonder about the future of the human race.

But I don't mean to be a total bummer so here's a funny video to watch. I can't figure out how to imbed it so click HERE and enjoy!