Because it's all about me!

Friend and fellow photographer Velma (not her real name, but good enough for me) has entered a photo of me (yes, little old me) in the Jones Soda Bottle Label Contest. I had no idea they were having a contest and I should probably get off my ass and enter it. Until I do though go vote for one of her two entries!

- Me
- Amber

EPIC FAIL

SFW?

Click HERE to see some edited vintage porn that should be safe for work... however I cannot be held responsible if this gets your ass fired. You have been warned!

Happy Belated Anniversary!

Happy Belated Anniversary
Tom & Carrie!
Sorry we missed the official date, but as you know we've all had alot going on. We'll try harder next year!

More Scotland Photos! FINALLY!!!!

Click on images to see photos.


Scotland Day 6


Scotland Day 7


Click HERE to see all my Scotland photos.

I don't know what it is, but I don't really like David Letterman. Maybe it's the beady eyes, maybe it's that he reminds me too much of my 8th grade math teacher for comfort, or maybe I just don't find him consistantly funny. Am I alone here?

Frankly I think it's time for good old Dave to give it up and retire however I did find this little bit amusing. Granted, McCain pretty much threw comedy gold in his lap by cancelling.

FEH.

I got nuthin' tonight... feel like hell to boot.
So on that note I'm just gonna go to bed.

Lately I have been reading and listening to a lot of rather good books. I seem to be on a good run lately so I thought I would share a gem with you this evening.

I just listened to The Sweet Potato Queen's Book of Love and it was one of the funniest damn things I've read in a long time. I recommend listening to it over reading it because the authors lovely southern accent just gives the stories a bit more impact. I had to pull my car over a few time I was laughing so hard.

These lovely ladies are part of the St. Patrick's Day Parade in Jackson, Mississippi and now I have two reasons to get my ass down there! Sharon, if you are reading this you need to read this book! We need to go to this parade and then get tattoos or do something crazy. And I need to eat a deep fried pickle.

For more info on The Sweet Potato Queens visit www.sweetpotatoqueens.com.

Happy Smokin' Hot 50th Birthday Joan Jett!

If she looks like that at 50 after the rock-n-roll life she's led for the last 30 or so years there's hope for all of us! And in case you missed it a couple of days ago, HERE is Elvira rockin' the hotness at 57!

Happy First Day of Fall!

You Are 60% Interesting

You are a fairly interesting person. Many people find you to be intriguing. You have a dynamic, adventurous life... a life that others envy. You are genuinely interested in and open to the world. You love making new friends, and you're always up for an unusual experience. Like everyone else, you can get a bit boring from time to time. That's normal. But unlike everyone else, you can pull yourself out of a rut. You don't stay boring for long.

Are You Boring or Interesting?

This is hauntingly beautiful yet terrifying at the same time.


Pencil Face from James Griffiths on Vimeo.

Another One For The I'm SO Mature Department

Ahoy me hearties! 'Tis that time of year again! 'Tis Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Unfortunately when you say it here in New England folks don't hear pirate, they hear parrot and start squaking at you. At least, that's been my experience... maybe I just talk funny?

Well, go git your pirate mojo flowin'... Arrrrrr!!!!!!

- Official Talk Like a Pirate Day Website

- Here Be Pirate Schwag

- Get Your Pirate Name! (Always a classic... I'm Black Bess Rackham!)
- Pirate Fonts!

Excitement Abounds!

If you're a white male, age 30 to 35, who weighs between 200 and 225 pounds, and is 6 feet to 6 feet 2 inches tall the Norwood Police and the FBI would like to speak to you.

In other news, We had a little excitement at my work today as well... nice little incident involving the furnace and the fire department. We had to evacuate the building and everything. People are funny in these situations. We had folks refusing to leave, another who wanted her books checked out first and others who just had to finish reading their email first. Don't worry, we got everyone sorry asses out... dumbasses, all of them. I took some cell phone pics of the firetrucks and they can be viewed HERE.

Hooray for Baby!

Clair L. Strohl, IV

Born on September 17, 2008 at 6:36am

Weight: 7 pounds, 14 ounces

Length: 21 inches long (and big feet)

Congrats you crazy kids!

Goddess Bless Her!

Elvia, Mistress of The Dark, AKA Cassandra Peterson, turns 57 today.

New Photos!

I could survive for 54 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Created by Bunk Beds Pedia

I am SO mature....

I present you with The Lewd Sex Act Generator!
I got The French Brown Star Steamer, among many others...

And for you Metal heads out there I give you The Death Metal Band Name Generator!

Happy Birthday Bill!

Attack of The Chucky's!!!!

Click on image for more Chucky goodness.

UPDATE: See Chucky's Dancing at Jessica Simpson Concert!

That is One Damn Smart Dog!

Gift Wrap Idea For Those With More Money Than Sense

Batman Remake

I know, I know... I've been posting alot of fluff lately, but this one is too damn cute.

Call to Action!

Leave it to Doug Stanhope...

Saving Bristol

You Are Stalking

You tend to be very obsessive. Once you focus your attention on something or someone, it's all you think about. You are also very secretive. People don't know much about the life that you lead. You are attracted to weak people. You may want to prey on them, but you also may just want to help them. You need attention, and you can get desperate if you aren't getting attention from the right person. You'll do about anything to get noticed.

What Felony Are You?

Well, that's no fun... I was hoping for something a little more colorful like Assault or something.

I just want to tell you all how much I love this show!

Come for the Political Satire, Stay for Gina Gershon in a Bikini

See more Gina Gershon videos at Funny or Die

Cute idea... I think it could have been executed better though...

Another Slide Show Test

Photos from Iona, Scotland.

Created with Admarket's flickrSLiDR.

I think I like this one better.

Happy Birthday Carrie!

And here is my gift to you... proof that we'll never be old!

You Are China

You adhere to the ideas of loyalty, honesty, sincerity, and duty. You respect authority and age. You believe in social harmony. You are big and bold. People consider you to be someone with a lot of potential. You are coming into your own right now, and you are figuring out your place in the world.

What Country Are You?

Meet Lemmy!

If this works it'll be pretyy flippin' sweet! I'm messin' around with Flickr's Slideshow doo-hickey.

Observations From The Last Few Days

-Sarah Palin scares the living, holy, fucking, super-size-it, shit out of me.
Somebody hold me. There's a serious rant in this one, but I'll let it percolate a little longer while I shake in the corner and suck my thumb.

- Two Words: Ghostbusters Three
WHY? Why god, why? I feel as though someone just ripped a vital organ from my chest and threw it on the ground... or tweaked my nipples till they spontaneously combusted. Listen up Hollywood - STOP FUCKING WITH THE GOOD STUFF. Ghostbusters 2 SUCKED BALLS. You know it, I know it. Your mom's dog knows it. Now go right some new stuff or pay some writers to write some new stuff and leave the old stuff alone. It is perfect and sacred.

- John Stewart is THE FUCKING MAN!
Don't believe me? See HERE. I'm just sayin'...

- I now know where the gayest place in Worcester is.
It is HERE. A people watching feast! It ain't a party until a tranny-hooker stands too close to you for too long. Okay, okay... I don't know if she was a hooker or not... just a hunch. And then there was the gentleman in the ladies room...

- David Duchovny is in rehab for sex addiction?
Really? Who cares? Is he even relevent? What's he done lately? Get it? DONE. Nudge-nudge... Creepy photo linky goodness HERE.

You Tell 'Em Ventura!

Now why won't this guy run for president?

Well Said!

I was going to go on a sex-ed rant, but THIS GAL said it far better than I ever could.

Annie Lebovitz - Tax Cheat?

More info HERE.

Okay, granted, part of me thinks she lives in Manhattan and the cost of living there is HUGE, as well as her high-flying photographer lifestyle but another teeny-weensy evil part of me gets a chuckle out of this. I know, I'm a bad person and I'm okay with that.

Happy Birthday Carol!!!

Happy Birthday Babe!

OUCH.

ALWAYS remember to apply sunscreen or you may look like THESE FOLKS.

Is THIS GUY for real? Or is this some sort of elaborate political hoax?

Ron just found me this: