Monday, June 30, 2008

New Show at The Library!

There was a last minute cancellation in the gallery at The Framingham Public Library for the first two weeks of July and they asked me if I could hang my photos again. I, being a glutton for punishment, said yes.

So I'll be frantically hanging photos tomorrow at the library if anyone wants to drop by and say Hi! If you missed my show in February here is another chance to view some of my work live and in person. There will be some old favorites and some new stuff to spice things up a bit. Sorry, there won't be a fabulous party this time.

A Happy Birthday Two-fer!

One boy was yesterday, the other tomorrow.
Happy Birthday Dudes!

Now stop growin' will ya, you're makin' me feel old!

Carlos
Happy Birthday Carlos!

Stephen
Happy Birthday Stephen!

Sunday, June 29, 2008

New Photos!

- Nor'east Architectural Salvage - October 2007

Carol and I visited this wonderful place back in October 2007. She then took her husband Kenny there at the end of May 2008. Sadly this place burned down on June 3rd 2008.

More info on the fire
HERE.
Nor'east Salvage Website
HERE.
And their blog is
HERE.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Today was a fun day! Kenny & Carol had a Dead Gnomes Float BBQ today. It's a World of Warcraft thing... I have not played this addictive sounding game. I know myself and these games far too well and I know once I start playing something like this it's a very slippery slope for me and frankly, I got shit to do.

Anywho... Kenny and a bunch of friends play this online adventure game... think Wizardry on crack, or a digital version of Dungeons & Dragon's if you will. Yes, I realize I just dated myself with the Wizardry comment there. In this game you can create guilds of folks who go on missions together and they have this guild called Dead Gnomes Float and enough of them live nearby that they had a gathering at K&C's. We don't play this game, but we are nerdy enough to appreciate it and the culture around it.

We also had an impromptu birthday party for Dany (and myself and Yanni). Unfortunately there won't be any pictures of today's event from me because I did something incredibly stupid. I packed all my gear and was ready to go... however I forgot the camera's batteries which were being charged in my kitchen. Talk about a fucking amature... Well... I learned that little lesson and won't do that again. I'm just glad it wasn't a gig. Actually it was rather refreshing to not have a camera in my hands all day. I did grab Kenny's camera and snapped a few shots for his "Gnomies"

Well, I am full of meat, tequila and ouzo so now I should go to bed.

Friday, June 27, 2008

How To Torment A Telemarketer

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Lazy Post Tonight...

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Happy Birthday Dany!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Narcissism 101 is COMPLETE?

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I'm done! Woo-hoo! The insanity is finished!
Oh crap, wait a minute... I KNOW I shot myself every day... every damn day! I am missing 3 photos. SHIT. Damn leap year... I'm too tired to figure out which ones I forgot to post... maybe I'll double check them tomorrow.


Click on the above image to see the whole set.

Update: I found the 4 days I was missing... I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep until I did. I have uploaded them and I'll renumber the whole set tomorrow. Apparently there were 4 days in March I totally lost track of posting.

Monday, June 23, 2008

RIP George Carlin


George Carlin passed away yesterday... he was 71.
Click on the photo above for more info.


AMEN!

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Airline Fees

So the airline industry has been having financial problems for years and years now. They have been competing against each other for your dollars. While flying has never been cheap the rates were pretty reasonable for a little while there.

Now with the current gas prices though rather than increase their rates accordingly they are charging folks to check their bags. Up to $25 per back in some cases. This is asinine.

They are not going to make up any lost revenue this way because folks are simply going to pack lighter and try to get away with bigger carry-ons. You know those assholes who block the aisle trying to stuff their suitcases in the overhead bins and then by the time you get to your seat there's no room left for your wee small bag? They are going to multiply until such behavior is the norm. And with bigger carry-ons comes longer security lines. And we all know how much fun that is.

I don't know about you folks but I can hear the death bells tolling for the airline industry. Amtrak anyone?

Sit tight... it get's better.

Not my problem? EEEeeeiUuuUuUuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

I am POOPED!
Spent all day yesterday at Georges Island in Boston harbor with Carrie & Jack, my friend Sarah and my nephew Dylan. What a wonderful day! I brought photo gear and shot the buildings, but I must get around to posting my trip there last September before I post these photos.

I haven't spent a day carrying around that much gear in a while and I woke up this morning in pain from head to toe. Then I went to my belly dance class and then to work. Like I said, I'm POOPED!

And yeah, I started a belly dance class. Today was my second one.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Yeah, I know it's too big, but It's late and I'm exhausted... it's worht watching if you LOVE Nerf!


http://view.break.com/521743 - Watch more free videos

Thursday, June 19, 2008

My nephew Dylan is spending the night tonight and we are going to Georges Island tomorrow morning.

And I have underestimated the power of an 11 year olds farts. GOOD LORD KID! I don't know if I should swell with familial pride or run in horror.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Requiem For A Day Off

This is about 90 seconds longer than it should be but worth watching the whole thing.

WAIT!

Ha-HA!
Is John McCain a Cylon?

AND!!!
Netflix is removing their Profiles Feature effective September 1st. That means Ron and I will have to merge our two profiles back into one or get two separate accounts to keep our separate identities. That's BULLSHIAT! That was one of the things we loved about Netflix... which says alot considering I can bring movies home from work for practically nuthin'. Ooooh.... this cooks my noodle folks!

If you use Netflix and split your accounts among different folks in the same household consider dropping them a line. If you don't already use this feature go try it and perhaps if enough people are using it they will change their mind. Heck, even if you don't use this feature but would like to have the option to use it in the future let them know!


Update: Apparently the ability to divide your account into multiple profiles has been disabled for a while now. GGGRRRRRR.....

FEH.
Tonight I really have nothing to say.
Good night.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Hi!
I am just sitting here typing for the sake of typing something. I don't have a whole lot to say tonight. So far I have managed to post something every day since January 1st. (I'm such a masochist.) This is a difficult thing to do when I've got nothing to say and tonight is one of those times.

Speaking of daily torture... my self portrait project is over in one week! I will be so glad when it's over and I'll write more about it when that day arrives.

And for a post that pretty much started out with nuthin' it sorta turned into somethin'... sorta...

Monday, June 16, 2008

New (old) Photos!

Hey Kids! Time to set the way back machine again! Here's some gems from November.

- Brrrrrookline
- Stan in The Studio
- Portraits at Taki's House
- Painting with Dany
- Thanksgiving

And here's some new ones! Smell the freshness!
- BBQ at Kenny & Carol's House

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This one is one of my favorites!

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Happy Father's Day!


Saturday, June 14, 2008

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I added more stuff to the Flowers set... here's a taste.
Click on image to see more.

Friday, June 13, 2008

The Unbitchening...er.... or something.

I am unbitched!
And perhaps just a tad unhinged.
And this is a good thing.
Amen.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Ice, Ice, Baby

FINALLY!
The air conditioning has been restored at work... Summer is sweater season at the library when things are working but frankly, I prefer it that way. It is far easier to get warm when I am cold then to cool down when I am hot. Heat makes me EXTREMELY bitchy. Bitchy enough that it takes several days for me to unbitch. Drinks may help so I'll be imbibing at a nearby watering hole after work tomorrow evening with a few of my likewise bitchy co-workers. Let the unbitching begin!

The only problem with it being cold at work is I have to listen to other folks whine about how cold they are and how they, mutants that they are, actually PREFER the heat. I find this annoying but it is a small price to pay for comfort. I actually have body fat so crank that A/C baby and pour me a cold one!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Alrighty...
Things weren't quite working as they should earlier but all seems fine now. Unfortunately I have nuthin' to say tonight other than there is still no fucking air conditioning at the library. At least we didn't have the record breaking heat we had yesterday, but today still sucked donkey balls.

I added some new shots to my flower photo set... not the most exciting subject matter but you can view them all HERE.

This is a test to see if I can post... things are weird in Blogville.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Brings New Meaning to The Word Hummer

Is It Hot In Here?

So we are in the midst of a heat wave and the AC is on the fritz at work. Yesterday SUCKED. I believe I overheated... I rank 7 bottles of water over the course of an 8 hour day and my face turned as pink as the shirt I was wearing. It got so hot I was snapping at everyone and I couldn't think straight. I didn't know whether to throw up or cry. It's going to be even hotter today and I bet you a dollar the AC is still not working.

I really do not care for heat... I think summer is my least favorite season because of it. It's hard to breath and I'm pale so I just crisp right up. I get flushed and stay flushed and if I dare to brave the sunshine I burn baby burn. It's supposed to break this evening or tomorrow... here's hoping the weather folk are correct!

Today is going to SUCK.

Monday, June 09, 2008

More Photos!

- The Acorn's Drop In

Sunday, June 08, 2008

New Photos!

And these were actually shot in MAY! WOW! Less than a month old! That's practically FRESH! Here ya go!

- Ron's Cousins 50th Birthday!
- Dylan Plays Baseball!
- BBQ at Carrie & Tom's
- A Day with Shae

Saturday, June 07, 2008

I really have nothing to say tonight. I know, I've been a bit of a bore lately. I've been sick and "driving the red car" this week and now it's hot and humid. Humidity makes me cranky.

I cut my hair again last night... and shot a wedding with Carrie last weekend while sick. Other than that I got nuthin'. I'm gonna go put my cranky ass to bed.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Funniest thing I saw today can be seen HERE.
Full story HERE.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

I am still sick, but getting better. Don't have much else to say right now so here's a video for ya... be sure to watch it all the way through!

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Numb What?

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

WHAT.THE.FUCK.


Word on the web is that Bill Clinton has had an affair with Gina Gershon. If this is true, it's icky, if it's not I'm betting she's PISSED. More Info HERE.

On a side note, Gina Gershon always makes my list of the top ten sexiest women on the planet.

Monday, June 02, 2008

GGGRRRRRRR......

Oh just fuckin' kill me... we're still AWAKE.
And the birds have started doin' their thang.

Still Awake...

...so here's the 21 Best Mugshots EVER!

Here's a fun video celebrating my favorite time of the year.



Yeah... I can't sleep... neither can Ron. FEH.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

I'm pooped!

I helped Carrie shoot a wedding this afternoon at Castle Hill in Ipswich. I remember running around here as a kid during the sand castle contests at Crane Beach and I always wanted to see the inside of this place. What a great place for a big fancy party!

I'm exhausted and I need to take a shower before I go to bed so I'll write more later.