I'd rather Lick Spam "Breaded" With Cigarette Ashes...

A co-worker of mine who knows how much I love Swedish Fish, licorice, and salty things gave me a bag of Salty Licorice Fish. I have to tell you these are the most disgusting things I have ever put in my mouth. Who the hell thought combing the flavors of salt and licorice together in the same innocent looking piece of candy? I love and drink Jagermeister for chrissakes and had to spit this nasty wee fishy out of my mouth. If anyone ever offers you a piece of this by all means try it, just to experience the sheer awfulness of it, but I dare you to go for seconds.