The Olympics!

So I'm half watching the Olympic opening ceremony crap and I see a heartwarming Olympic torch story about a woman carrying the torch through some remote and really fucking cold part of Canada and she let's a local kid hold it. Very sweet, but when I looked up and quickly saw the torch I thought, "That looks like a giant doobie." Am I wrong here? Upon closer inspection it takes on a scalpel like quality, but boy oh boy does that thing look like you can smoke it.

I also listened to a couple of ice dancers being interviewed and they just kept saying what an honor it was to be there and winning doesn't matter they are just SOOOOO happy to be a part of this, blah, blah, blah.... Well, I got one word for those two: BULLSHIT. Yeah, and tell that to a starlet at the Oscars, okay? An honor to be nominated my ass!

Well, on to finish making dinner and watching the rest of this. I do love this shit, really I do... And I'm routing for the Canadian Hockey Team. Go Canada!