And The Diagnosis Is.....

...Bronchitis! Step right up and collect your prize!

Yes folks the two of us officially have bronchitis. Isn't that romantic? But wait! there's more! Not only do you and the love of your life have the same air constricting ailment, but you win a matched set of Z pack antibiotics! SHWEET! Can I have a yeast infection with that?

And that's not all, oh no, because who needs a vacation after laying about off and on for at least the last week? Well of course you do, but no, you don't get to have one but that's okay, because you have also won a prescription for cough syrup with codeine! Unless you're the blushing bride, then you get NyQuil because apparently you are further along in your illness and don't get the hard stuff. But you can dose together and it will be like a second honeymoon! Without the sex! ROCK ON!

Yeah...