A Pit Stop?

Today was a bad day... I feel like total crap and my back is killing me. I want to curl up in bed with a blankie and pass out. However, something funny came out of my misery today and I am here to share it with you.

I forgot to put deodorant on this morning. I suffer from this occasional lapse in hygiene often enough that I keep an emergency pit-stick in the drawer of my desk at work.

My desk faces a large plate glass window in a public building.

You see where this is going, don't you?

Well, I looked around, saw no one, crouched over the open drawer to quickly and discreetly apply the pit-stick, a simple under the shirt maneuver. When I looked up there was an ESL tour group looking at me through the office window.

I just smiled and went back to work, happy I hadn't picked my nose or fixed my bra.