Angry Little Bitch's Big-Ass Holiday Shopping Guide!

It's that time of year again and while we are trimming down our holiday shopping dramatically this year that doesn't mean I haven't been window shopping. Every year I bookmark a bunch of kick-as stuff for your perusal and post is all at once just in time for the silly season.

Anyone who wants to joins us in our "don't buy us anything and we won't buy you anything plan" is welcome to do so but anyone who is related to us and insists on buying us stuff, well, this list is a fun place to start. I can't speak for Ron, but I'd be more than happy to recieve about 90% of the things on this list. Gift cards t Target, Home Depot and Lowes are acceptable as well.

But enough about us... I am here to help YOU! Here is my Big-Ass Holiday Shopping Guide for 2008. Enjoy!


For Cheapskates like me: (Gifts Under $25)

- Anatomical T-Shirts
- Heavy Metal Funtime Activity Book
- Tattoo Band-Aids
- Baking is Gay Dish Towel
- Angel Wings T-Shirt
- Bathtub Handle for Naughty Showers (maybe NSFW?)
- Bacon Flavored Floss (You can't go wrong with bacon!)
- Bone Chillers Ice Cube Tray
- Toy Soldiers Egg Cup
- Desk Top Butt Station
- Darth Vader Watch
- DRD Plush Toy
- Dreade of Death Bookplates
- Uterus Undies
- Thought Bubble Barrettes
- Handsoap (a little creepy...)
- Frozen Smiles
- Crime Scene Scarf
- Glass of Milk Light
- Pranks! (gifts that may get you in trouble...)
- Heart T-Shirt (Plus sized girlie style!)
- Glow-in-the-dark Flesh Eating Zombie Playset
- Hearts & Skulls Headband
- Sushi Soap
- Princess Ice Cube Tray
- Bullet Ice Cube Tray (BADASS!)
- R2-D2 Soy Sauce Bottle
- Alphabet Ice Cube Trays
- Another SHWEET Plus Sized T-Shirt
- Kronn Stikko
- Stikko Sub
- Stagg Toilet Stikko (watch for deer heads for all budgets!)
- Stainless & Rubber Bottle Opener (very classy looking)
- Vintage Tumblers
- Camera Icons T-Shirt
- Button Tattoos
- Psycho Shower Curtain
- Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
- Comic Strip Bandages
- Pixel Message Tape
- Digital Message Tape
- Skel-O-Mingos!
- Skull Hand Towel
- Stuck Up Magnet Set
- Bright Booklet Set
- Word Tattoos
- Funny Doormat
- Tic-Tac-Toast
- Teddy Bear USB Drive
- Henry Desktop Vacuum
- You Wash, I'll Dry Towel


I really like you , but perhaps not in that way: (Gifts $25 - $50)

- Aroha Silhouettes Jewelry
- Mounted Cardboard Deer Head
- Little Capers T-Shirts (for kids! with detachable shiny capes!)
- Tie Lab (best ties EVAH!)
- Black Bull Shot Glass
- Cut-Out Screen Panel Set
- Fluffel Monster - Squeeby the Squid
- Japanese Pinhole Camera
- Glass Heart & Crossbones Necklace
- Heart and Swallow Business Card Holder
- Heart and Dagger Business Card Holder
- Flyberry Bookshelf
- Zombie Attack Wall Art Vinyl Decal
- Bubble Bath Mat
- Mortimer Bust Candle
- Sake Set
- Bobba Fett Flash Drive
- Tootsie Roll Cologne Spray
- Magnetic Flower Vases
- Monster Hoodies
- R2-D2 Projection Alarm Clock
- Personalized Romance Novel
- Secret Agent Tampon Case
- Skull Bath Towel
- Skull Pillowcase Set
- Sparrow's Hoodie
- R2-D2 Peppermill (R2 shits pepper!)
- My Life Story Diary
- Monty Python Talking Black Knight Doll
- Terrorist Teapot
- Light Up T-Shirts (just don't wear them to the airport, ok?)
- Skull Ties
- Wedding Ring Coffin
- Skeleton Serving Set
- WiFi Detecting T-Shirt!
- Mexican Wrestler Hoodie
- Hoodie with Beer Bottle Pocket


Trying to make an impression? (Gifts $50 - $100)

- Portrait Landscape Sketchbook
- Silver Skull Ring
- Creepy Looking Accessories with Babies on them
- Chocolates! (most over $50, but some bargains to be found)
- The Ex Voodoo Knife Set (a classic, and I really want one)
- Personalized Wall Clock (with your photo!)
- Anywhere Telescoping Paneling System
- Bendant Hanging Lamp
- Bestow Vase/Candle Holder
- Camera Pillows
- Handcrafted Ceramic Rings
- Cardboard Rocket Play House
- Peanut Butter Machine
- Hollow Spy Coins
- Sushi Pillow
- Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture
- R2-D2 Trash Can (I could do a post of just R2-D2 stuff!)
- Rigor Morty & The Dirt Nappers Tiki Mug Set
- Shiny Things for Pretty Girls
- Washi Choker


For those with deeper wallets: (Gifts over $100)

- Harry Potter Books Boxed Set
- Glowing Tooth Lamp
- Dr. Riter's ErgoChair (Okay, this is just weird looking...)
- Eco Media Player (wind up MP3 player)
- USB Skull Ring
- Homestar Optical System (gome planetarium! "cause you can't see the stars from your backyard anymore...)
- Aluminum Wall Stag
- Illusion Table
- Kyoto Messenger Bag
- Charging Station (frankly, I can make this with Tuperware... but neat idea)
- Magazine Table
- Highway Bag
- Block Lamp
- Stackable Stool
- Pantone Coffee Mugs & Tote Bags
- Your Very Own Stripper Pole


The sky's the limit! ($$$$$$$$$)

- Dead Fred Zombie Chaser
- The Damned Lamp
- Woofer Speaker System
- Noble Stag Wood Carving
- Lightboxes
- R2-D2 Video Projector
- Tattooed Chair
- Cool Star Wars Stuff (variety of prices)
- Tetris Tiles
- The Orators Briefcase
- 2007 Phantom Roadster Hauntrod


- Pool Cue Ring (sold out, but really damn cool... worth a looksee!)