Oh, Be Still My Beating Heart!

I heard an ad on the radio this morning for a most wonderful sounding product: BaconSalt. Oh my fucking head, I need this! I must try this! And it's Kosher! And Vegan!

I can't wait to sprinkle this on tater tots or mashed potatoes! Oh yummy! And it sounds perfect for those dip me in chocolate and roll me in salt kind of days.