Observations From The Last Few Days

-Sarah Palin scares the living, holy, fucking, super-size-it, shit out of me.
Somebody hold me. There's a serious rant in this one, but I'll let it percolate a little longer while I shake in the corner and suck my thumb.

- Two Words: Ghostbusters Three
WHY? Why god, why? I feel as though someone just ripped a vital organ from my chest and threw it on the ground... or tweaked my nipples till they spontaneously combusted. Listen up Hollywood - STOP FUCKING WITH THE GOOD STUFF. Ghostbusters 2 SUCKED BALLS. You know it, I know it. Your mom's dog knows it. Now go right some new stuff or pay some writers to write some new stuff and leave the old stuff alone. It is perfect and sacred.

- John Stewart is THE FUCKING MAN!
Don't believe me? See HERE. I'm just sayin'...

- I now know where the gayest place in Worcester is.
It is HERE. A people watching feast! It ain't a party until a tranny-hooker stands too close to you for too long. Okay, okay... I don't know if she was a hooker or not... just a hunch. And then there was the gentleman in the ladies room...

- David Duchovny is in rehab for sex addiction?
Really? Who cares? Is he even relevent? What's he done lately? Get it? DONE. Nudge-nudge... Creepy photo linky goodness HERE.