Excitement Abounds!
If you're a white male, age 30 to 35, who weighs between 200 and 225 pounds, and is 6 feet to 6 feet 2 inches tall the Norwood Police and the FBI would like to speak to you.
In other news, We had a little excitement at my work today as well... nice little incident involving the furnace and the fire department. We had to evacuate the building and everything. People are funny in these situations. We had folks refusing to leave, another who wanted her books checked out first and others who just had to finish reading their email first. Don't worry, we got everyone sorry asses out... dumbasses, all of them. I took some cell phone pics of the firetrucks and they can be viewed HERE.
posted by kris @ 8:53 PM
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What part of "evacuate" don't people get?
I don't understand.
And, um... doesn't Ron fall into that category?
Why yes, he does... up until the mustache part.
Is there a reward? Can you hide his razor? (Just kidding, Ron!)
It would take him about 6 months to grow anything resembling a mustache.
...even after six months, I couldn't even pass for an Italian grandmother....
hmmm... Interesting mental picture.
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