WARNING: Don't read this if you're easily disgusted. I'll let you decide which is the disgusting part.

Ron and I make the same disgusting jokes in our heads about ad's on TV only tonight he didn't voice one for fear of weirding me out. I hold no such fear and blurted out someting about giving a blow job though a trachiotomy and he told me he loved me. Isn't that sweet?

I did warn you.