Return of the Plague!

Remember a few scant weeks ago when I had the latest plague going around? Well, I got better. I swear I got better! But then, like a Decepticon transforming when you least expect it my cooties seem to have morphed into a new evil.

I cannot speak. Well, I can, but it hurts and it's barely audible. I feel fine otherwise, if a little tired from the lack of sleep the last few nights, but really, I feel pretty damn good otherwise.

Just swallowing and talking are not so hot right now. I can't win. I wonder if this is a new cootie? Perhaps something picked up from one of the 1,000 or so people I brushed against this weekend?