Really?

I don't know about you but I tend to get alot of spam thinking that not only am I male, but I am also in desparate need of enlarging or enhancing my naughty bits with modern pharmaceuticals.

Today I got a spam email message with this in the subject line: "There's no doubt about it, a woman wants to feel full."

To that I'd like to quote some famous comedienne, whose name escapes me at the moment, "If it's attached to you and reaches me, it's long enough" and I would like to personally say that if I want to feel "full" I'll eat an entire box of oreo's.