Fucked Up Dream Alert!

Disclaimer: I don't do drugs, I SWEAR. And I haven't had a drink in weeks, weeks I tell ya! I had Domino's pizza and a salad with a glass of water for dinner last night followed by a handful of M&M's.

I am falling from the sky with an unknown dark haired woman. I see a hot air balloon above me and assume that is where I fell from. We hurtle towards earth. There is a lush jungle below and my companion grabs me mid-air as I grab tree branches to keep us from hitting the ground hard. I am covered in short, soft, golden brown fur like a cat. We are wearing skirts and bikini tops. Apparently I have the strength to grab tree branches to break our fall.

We climb down the tree into the jungle. While climbing down we jump onto a giant turtle sculpture, hitting a crack in it just so and splitting the sculpture in two, destroying it. I still do not know who my companion is.

Monkey men in white lab coats arrive to mourn the loss of their sculpture. Me and my companion try to repair it but we are unable to. The sculpture was left by the monkey women who only visit the monkey men once a year to mate. The monkeys love art and they are very sad. It has been many years since the monkey women have visited them and we offer to replace the sculpture with magic Lego/iPod totems that change color and shape. The monkey men are happy and believe what we have given them will attract the monkey women back to their jungle.

I walk through the jungle with my mystery companion. We see a lake with a big, gray, metal steamboat docked and we get on it. There are many other passengers on it. It's a beautiful sunny day and were are relaxing on the boat when two sailboats piloted by beautiful shirtless, sarong-clad women pull up alongside our boat. One of the boats is dark red. A woman gets off one of the sailboats and hands everyone a plastic bottle of clear fluid. Everyone drinks. My companion on the other side of the boat signals to me not to drink the beverage. We both pretend to drink it. Suddenly everyone else starts vomiting and dying. We jump overboard and swim away from the boat to escape the sailboat women.

We don't swim very far when we realize the lake has turned into a river and let the current take us away from the scene of the boat massacre. We travel down two small waterfalls and when the current slows down we make for shore. We are in another part of the jungle. I can see my sister and three strange women peering out at us through the trees. We are on the opposite side of the river from them and they get up and leave us without saying a word.

After resting and drying off some my companion and I get up to explore this part of the jungle. We stumble upon a little league field.

We see a bunch of grown men wearing boy scout uniforms playing baseball. My friend Stan is among them. We distract Stan from the game and tell him that he is in grave danger because there is a conspiracy involving the Masons, Boy Scouts and Little League Teams around the world. He should leave but he is unable to.

I then hear a strange loud noise like a buzzer in a game show going off. I don't know if it was in the dream or in the house somewhere but I then woke up. I never figured out who my traveling companion was or what happened to Stan in the dream (sorry Stan). I was awake enough to write down the gist of the dream hence the length and detail of this post, I even woke Ron up and told it to him, and I had a really hard time getting back to sleep after.