Aunt Flo
Every girl has an "Aunt Flo". Sometimes she arrives early, sometimes she arrives late. Sometimes she arrives right on time with little or no fanfare. Sometimes she is accompanied by her nieces Cranky and Crampy.
And sometimes she kicks in the front door at 3am wearing her momma's combat boots and kicks you in the face and guts.
YAY ME.
posted by kris @ 12:04 PM
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We should have a contest who can write the funniest yet most accurate describtion of PMS. The winner will get a box of heavy duty pads with wings.
I guess she didn't manage to track you down in Scotland. Small wonders.
Nah... thanks to modern medicine I can plan it that way!
Ah, yes. I forgot about that. Those of us who go au naturale don't have that luxury.
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