News From A Broad

Good Evening!
Of course it's 12:41 am where we are right now. Here's a quick rundown as to what we've down so far:

- We saw Dublin airport. ALL of it.
- We had the scariest taxi ride from Glasgow to or hotel just south of Edinborough. Our driver was a dead ringer for Spud from Trainspotting.
- We passed a donkey sanctuary.
- I will repeat, we passed a DONKEY SANCTUARY. For some reason this strikes me as really funny.
- We have toured two ruined abbeys. One of which we can see from our hotel window.
- Dinner has been torturous. Like jumping into a pool filled with yogurt and tomatoes.
- We had dinner with Mr. & Mrs, Thurston Howell III this evening.
- We saw military planes practicing their flying thing over the countryside which was cool.
- Tweed is more than just a fabric, it's a river, which we can also see from our hotel window.
- We are traveling with not one, but TWO bishops. Count them, Ah one... ah two... ah, ah, ah....
- Just because there is no sign saying "Hey, don't go here" doesn't mean you can go there.
- Magners makes the pain go away.