Just Another Day at The Ranch

I meet some interesting and fucked up people in my line of work. Seriously FUCKED UP. Yesterday I had a woman knock on my door and ask me the following:

Crazy - "This might come across to you as strange, but I am a Christian and I want to ask you if this seems strange"
Me - "Oookay."
Crazy - "Does this sound strange to you when I say I think that something is going to happen on... *switches to demonic voice* July fooourth". You see every time I try to say that day it comes out like this *demonic voice, facial contortions* July foooourth*
Me - "Oooookay..."
Crazy - "And what I wanted to know, you see, I'm a Christian and I wanted to ask someone who wasn't a Christian what they thought it meant. You're going to think I'm crazy but I, I, *stammers* knew what was going to happen in London and the last time too, and I think something is going to happen on..." and she tries to say July 4th and gives up.

So in order to not set this woman off any further I grabbed the one fact I knew was was true and ran with it. You see, I am not exactly a Christian, and how she knew that I have no idea. That was oddly perceptive of her so I told her that I thought she "was in tune with things and current events on a different level from most people and that she had an awareness that other people did not have." And she felt better and rather sweetly thanked me.