A Close Shave

Ladies, when shaving your legs in the shower and you have successfully executed one perfectly shaved leg and suddenly the water goes cold do we get out and wait for the hot water to return to complete a perfectly matched pair of perfectly shaved legs?

No, we don't.

We speed shave the second leg while frantically trying to get the remaining conditioner out of our hair while it runs in our eyes, blindly groping for the scraggly second leg feeling for the patches of hair we missed and slicing open our leg at the achilles tendon rather nastily. And we don't realize we have cut ourselves until we are out of the shower and have trailed blood all over the house.

Ah, the things we do for beauty.