I survived.

I just had a dental cleaning... yay.

There are two hygenists at my dentist. There's the nice, gentle, thorough one and there's BIG BERTHA. Guess who I got today?

This particular hygenist is a big woman, not-so-gentle and she lectures you on your teeth no matter how well you care for them. She tortures you with her intruments of pain while her fleshy breasts are pressed into the side of your head. She doesn't let you rinse halfway through the tooth polishing portion of the ordeal and the stuff makes me gag if it's in my mouth for more than 5 seconds. On the bright side, she's fast, but she is brutal in her efficiency.

I got her name this time so for my next appointment I'm going to call the day before and if she's working I'm going to reschedule. I don't want this woman working on my car let alone my teeth. NEVER AGAIN.

This may haunt me until the day I die.