Whodathunkit?

Oh yeah... I almost forgot... I have a new uncle.
My aunt and her "boyfriend" of 30+ years FINALLY got married Monday evening. Frankly, I was STUNNED when I heard the news. I never thought the day would come. I am sure it's a sign of the apocalypse. It was a secret until yesterday... my mom was sworn to secrecy until the deed was done. I suppose this means I have to be nice to him now.