In Honor of Black Friday

Yes folks, today is the official start of the silly season, otherwise known as Black Friday. I don't know about you folks, but I HATE holiday shopping. I hate the malls, the crowds, the commercialism, everything. I even hate Christmas music. The internet is the best thing to happen to people like me who hate going to stores this time of the year. We are about 2/3 done with our shopping and should be totally done in the next week or so. YAY!

So in honor of spending a Black Friday curled up in your jammies in front of the lovely glow of the computer screen I offer you folks a list of some neato online shopping oppurtunities. I haven't purchased anything from the list below so anyone in my family who happens to be reading this feel free to safely buy stuff on this list for anyone we know.

And now without further ado, The List!

Silly Gifts:
- Arse/Face Towel
- Champagne Parachute
- The Best Rubber Stamps EVER!
- Old School Cell Phone
- The Atomic Bonsai (Good for those who kill plants)
- Dead Fred Pen Holder
- A Red Swingline Stapler
- The Avenging Unicorn

For the Anti-Martha:
- Bottle Opener/Fridge Magnet
- Twinkies Cookbook
- Salt & Pepper Shakers
- Grolsch Goblets (Recycling at it's best!)
- Egg Cuber (Wanna see how it works? Go HERE.)
- Mr. P Lamp
- Glow Brick
- Gun Vase (also comes in wall mounted version)
- Hostess Apron
- All About the Knives
- Cross-Stitch Anyone?
- Grass?
- Slide Light

For The Man in Your Life:
- Revenge CD
- Gamer Scarves
- T-qualizer Shirt
- Cool Shooters! (Great with Jagermeister!)
- Shocking Party Games (Great with Jagermeister!)
- The Senator Cape
- Star Wars Barware (Great with... well... y'know...)
- Show Your Support T-shirt

For Kids:
- Pig E Bank
- Wee Ninja

For The Ladies:
- Something Gold (also "comes" in Platinum)
- Libray CD Shelves
- Belly Dance Wear designed by Maragret Cho

For Baby or those expecting one:
- Pee Pee Teepee
- Pregnant Paper Dolls

For those with deeper wallets:
- A Lovely Garden Bench
- Stone Bathtub
- Light Up Table
- Cool Coffee Table
- Neato Shower Stall
- Perfect Villan Chair
- Tangram Shelving
- Tortoise Ottoman
- The Sky's The Limit!

For those who don't deserve shit:
- Coal Bubblegum

For "Type-A" People:
- TaskWatch Board

Not available yet, but if it were I would TOTALLY want it:
- Cutting Board Scale
- LED Candles

And let's not forget the pets:
- Hidden Litter
- Puppy Lips

Wrapping Paper!
- Raunchy Wrap
- Bob's Gift
- Wrap Hell