I'd Like to Teach the World to sing...

Can a Global Orgasm change the energy of the world? While this certainly sounds like some new-age hippie crap to me, it certainly couldn't hurt!

I can't think of a better way to celebrate the Winter Solstice then a big world-wide fuckfest, can you?

I was going to make all sorts of jokes about coming together during the holiday season and the earth moving and such, but the jokes pretty much write themselves.

And by all means, you don't have to wait until the day... you can practice everyday up until then, and perfect your technique for days after. Have fun!