File Under: Current Events

Here is a list of strange stuff that's been in the news lately:

- Lightening Exits Woman's Bottom
- Not a leg to stand on: Plastic flamingos face extinction (No!)
- Evangelical Leader Quits Amid Allegations of Gay Sex and Drug Use (Heh... go figure...)
- Library volunteers just say no to drug testing (AMEN!)
- Tesco condemned for selling pole dancing toy (um, excuse me?)
- Hairy fairy picks up the bill
- New Inhaler-Friendly Snorkel Could Open Up Underwater World to Asthmatics (Finally, someone is looking out for me!)
- Family snap 'saves girl's life' (Woah...)
- Boy, three, buys car on internet (Passwords people! PASSWORDS!!!)