Who's afraid of a wee little brown recluse spider infestion?

THIS is enough to scare the shit out of me.

If I had a kid going to that school I'd keep them home. Haven't these people ever seen what a brown recluse spider bite can do to you? (warning that last link is N-A-S-T-Y)

I fucking hate spiders... if it has more legs than a dog I don't want anything to do with it.