"Medicament"

I have been getting quite a bit of spam lately and sometimes, for one reason or another certain ones stick out. You know how the evil spam gods will rearrange letters in words so they still get the point across, but hopefully make it past your spam filters? Well, I have received spam with the word "Medicament" in the subject line so many times now I wondered if it should be a real word.

I would define Medicament as "when one accidentally takes too many or too few, including not taking any at all, of a medication resulting in hilarious or embarrasing effects"

For example: When Bob forgot his viagra at the whorehouse he found himself in quite a medicament.

So when I accidentally took two doses of birth control pills in one day and turned into a raving bitch for a few days I got myself into one hell of a medicament.

Years ago I found myself in another "medicament" days after having my wisdom teeth pulled. I had two pill bottles on my bedside table. One had penicillin, the other had percocet. I didn't have my glasses on and reached for what I thought was the penicillin, then got in the shower to get ready for work. When the shower started to spin and the water felt too hot and weird I staggered upstairs to count my pills... I knew how many penicillin tablets I should have if I had taken one that morning. Apparently I fucked up and took the a percocet instead of the antibiotic. There was NO WAY I was going to drive a car in that condition. I don't know to this day what I said on the phone to my boss, but I didn't go to work that day. I collapsed on my bed naked with conditioner still in my hair and drifted off into la-la-land. A "medicament" indeed.

So I declare right here, right now, that "medicament" is a word. Use it wisely my friends.