I have a Terrific Twat!

Really!
Doctors and husbands agree!

I had a doctor's appointment recently... yes, THAT doctor. The one man on the planet who other than my husband gets to investigate those hard to reach places.

Why do I have a male gynecologist? Well, I chose him because he was convenient... right across the street from work, and so far this has worked for me. I do sometimes wonder why men get into this particular field of medicine. It's sort of like someone who doesn't know how to drive fixing cars for a living.

This doctor is purely professional though. Very calm, patient and answers all my questions. He never strays from his script while my legs are in the air and explains everything he is doing as he is doing it. He did his thing, told me all was well, and on his way out shook my hand and said "Everything is great, you're terrific" and left me to get dressed.

Terrific?

Hmm. Terrific.
NOT a word you hear everyday and not one usually heard after a man in a white coat has had his gloved hand up your twat so far you had to clear your throat. This struck me as rather funny. If he wasn't so pleasant and professional in general I might think he meant something slightly more sinister by the word terrific.

So, it's official. I have a terrific twat.
Aren't you glad I shared that?