Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Well, like, totally gag me with a dental tool!

Ahh yes... there is nothing quite like waking up with a wicked stomachache and going to the dentist. Because having your gag reflex on high alert alone isn't good enough for little old me... no, I have to go to an office where a rather rough broad sticks multiple sharp things in my mouth causing me pain and repeatedly making me gag quite fiercely.

I warned her I wasn't feeling well and after being gagged multiple times I said to her those were warning shots, the next time it WILL be vomit. She didn't gag me again.

And then came the xrays... I have cuts all over the inside of my mouth from those stupid little bits of plastic coated film. My lips are all cracked and sore from being stretched every which way and my jaw aches from holding it open so long while a second woman shot radiation through my head 22 times. After all of this I imagine this is how a fluffer must feel after a "hard" day on set.

1 Comments:

At 5:16 PM , Anonymous email%5Fcomments; url%5Fcomments; name%5Fcomments=Jimmy+J+Nevada said...

hehheh..Fluffer...thats hot

 

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