He must not ooze out indeed!
Cling wrap tucked him up.
He was a Pretty Woman,
Androgynous Roy.
Tin foil will not do.
A Traveling Wilbury
deserves cling wrap love.
Fat, fleshy, and pale,
Roy must be wrapped up tightly.
He must not ooze out.
Only the lonely
know how a self-slapped ass stings,
when cling wrap befriends.
By Daniel Nolan
For more haiku and stories about Roy Orbison wrapped up in.. ahem... clingfilm go HERE.
posted by kris @ 4:39 PM
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Ok, I have to know: HOW did you find this? It's unbelievable how specific fetishes can be. I'm just not that imaginative.
It was a link from a link from another blog... it's amazing what you find that way.
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